Neckbears are naturally docile creatures that remain calm until provoked.
Living solely off of cheese pizza and dynamite, the neckbear lies dormant throughout the day. As dusk approaches, the neckbear pairs with it's companion, wreaking havoc upon all that dare step in their way, mainly due to an undefined man-bulge that penetrates the rear of the victim.
"Team Neckbear really cleaned house tonight."
"The Neckbear raped."