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A Nordic Queens of the ages.
Usually a woman but could apply
to a man if he has the proper swagger.
The qualities of this unique breed of human include but are not limited to: pale complexion, eyes that rape and pillage your soul (as the Vikings would have done to a small village),

superior music taste, very intellectual with subtle hints of ridiculous to maintain the delicate balance, voluptuous bosom,

hair of gold, Ruler of the theremin.
'Did you see her ?'
"yes! What a Nazel Bunches."
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"If she Isn't a Nazel Bunches, I'm not interested."
by Angela diamondintheruff Jansen February 21, 2012
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