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1. A totally bad ass division of the U.S. special forces that train for 2 years and endure some of the most hostile terrain. To be a navy SEAL you have to ignore excrusiating pain and focus one one goal, the Trident.
2. What I'm going to be in 6 years. Wow, i just spent 2 years of my life training to become a well-oiled fine-tuned bad-ass-killing-machine and get this trident and have the right to be called a Navy SEAL. HOOYAH!!!
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Gettin yer girlfriend pregnant so she can't screw other guys while you are on a long deployment. This often involves some deceptive tactics, like pulling off a condom after you first start having sex, or purposefully tearing it. J: Yo, Meg has been flirting with this home boy every day since we left last time, I need to do som'n bout that shit before I take my long deployment.
L: No problem homie, just pull the Navy Seal right before we leave. J: The what? L: Dude, just put a hole in the condom, before ya get it on a few times, get her pregnant and she'll be off the market for at least 9 months. |
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Usually done in middle or high schools. You take a sharpie or permanent marker and sneak up on your unsuspecting victim and then "seal" them by drawing a big line across their throat. Simulates the popular action of throat slashing usually done by Navy SEALS on a regular basis. Unsuspecting victim: LOLZ nothing's gonna happen to me today! There's NO ONE here besides me!
You: *sneaks up and Navy SEAL's his ass* Victim: WTF?!!!! You: *vanish into the shadows* |
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| 11. | Navy Seal | ||
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For this you will need a toilet, 1 girl, and 1 guy. Place girls face in toilet water and fuck her in the ass. You just got Navy Sealed!!!
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When a chick is giving you head, right when you are about to cum, you pull your cock out, jack-off, and give her two shots of man-goo on her chest and one on her forehead. The bitch was talking smack about her man being a Navy Seal, so I pulled out and gave her two in the chest and one on the forehead... giving her a Navy Seal of her own.
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Guy who is always down to take one for the team, forget life, limb, & pride and jump on the grenade. Dennis is such a Navy SEAL. Last night at the bar, he totally jumped on the grenade so I could talk to her hot friend.
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