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A white old fagbag that likes to tell old tales from his navy years.
"Once I captured the Ol'Golliath Octopus in der river."

"I like to wear dem plaid shirts tucked on into my overalls"
"Son, if you were der in the navy, you wouldn't last a buck tooth dollar."
"That Navy Cracker is such a white old hag!"
by NavyCracker November 08, 2011

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