| 1. | National Singles Awareness Day | ||
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Also known as Valentines Day. This is the one time of year where you are guaranteed to feel absolutely horrible about yourself because you do not have a significant other. It is the day where you sit around your house in your robe, watch The Notebook, eat a lot of chocolate and think about why no one's attracted to you. Suzie: *crying cuz Bobby dumped her*
Becky: "National Singles Awareness Day is upon us. Let us watch chick flicks and gorge ourselves with chocolate candy. Somehow this will make you feel better." Suzie: Ok! |
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| 2. | National Singles Awareness day | ||
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falls on February 14th. its what single people celebrate while there couple friends go on dates Joe: hey how is your valentines day going?
Zach: oh i celebrate National singles awareness day. i hate the presents and stuff |
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