Loves her bestfriend/boyfriend Alastair very much, and also the shit French beer that he buys for her. Likes shoving her fingers up her bum. Often goes to Download just to see men lift their kilts and expose themselves to her. She has a penchant for men with he-vage (Ryan). Often ends up kissing curly-haired beasts (Dane) whilst intoxicated, or licking the respective guys' girlfriend's nipples. Often known to swig pure vodka from the bottle, but more often than not hands it out to the rest of the group and then declaring she's bladdered.
Never cleans his fingers after bum-fun with himself.
What a babe.