Nate: eh, it's just in-Nate I guess.
Runner 1: "WOW did you see that??"
Runner 2: "No."
Runner 1: "Me neither."
Runner 2: "Judging by the nature of the aftermath of that sonic-boom, I'd wager it was Nate."
Did he really just ace a par 5 in disc golf?!?! WTF NATE!!!
I didn't think it was possible to be TOO GOOD AT EVERYTHING ....then I met Nate.
Sorry Nate!! I didn't mean too!!
Don't kill me!!!
AHHHHH SOMEBODY HELP!! (runs away)
Nate: (laughs, and throws a frisbee after him, killing him instantly)
Girl: Heyy Nateee!
Nate: Oh hi.
Girl: I REALLY need your help with some astrophysics.
Nate: No prob. ;)
Nate can FLY?!?!
Guy 2: "Man I've got to try that, but how's the taste?"
2. That girl was so nasty, i blacked in before i came, luckily i still had enough time to pull out and pull a nate
3. So I'm J.O.'ing last night and yawned right as i came, landed right in my mouth. I think it was the first unintentional pulling a nate ever.
Computer teacher: "he jerks off all the time!"
Josh: "why did Chris get in trouble?"
Mike: "he was caught nating in class!"