An above-average, God-Tier being with ultimate knowledge and supreme intellect, who has blinding speed, is extremely agile, and has the utmost precision. Cannot be outsmarted or beaten in a race. A high class ninja, who is exceptionally skilled in the art of frisbee and shotokan karate. Seeks the true meaning of life, while dominating every possible curve thrown his way in an epic combination of insane luck and skill.
Question:"How are you soooo EPICC???"
Nate: eh, it's just in-Nate I guess.
Runner 1: "WOW did you see that??"
Runner 2: "No."
Runner 1: "Me neither."
Runner 2: "Judging by the nature of the aftermath of that sonic-boom, I'd wager it was Nate."
Did he really just ace a par 5 in disc golf?!?! WTF NATE!!!
I didn't think it was possible to be TOO GOOD AT EVERYTHING ....then I met Nate.
Sorry Nate!! I didn't mean too!!
Don't kill me!!!
AHHHHH SOMEBODY HELP!! (runs away)
Nate: (laughs, and throws a frisbee after him, killing him instantly)
Girl: Heyy Nateee!
Nate: Oh hi.
Girl: I REALLY need your help with some astrophysics.
Nate: No prob. ;)
Nate can FLY?!?!
a sexual action performed by a man that involves having heterosexual relations and ejaculating vertically into one's own mouth, instead of onto or into the female. Also can be done as a solo ejaculation move.
1. Guy 1: "Yo, I definitely pulled a nate last night, shot it right into my mouth, she had no idea what was going on!"
Guy 2: "Man I've got to try that, but how's the taste?"
2. That girl was so nasty, i blacked in before i came, luckily i still had enough time to pull out and pull a nate
3. So I'm J.O.'ing last night and yawned right as i came, landed right in my mouth. I think it was the first unintentional pulling a nate ever.
Another word for "nigger" that white people can call black people freely without getting their asses kicked.
Jamal you dirty nate. You stole my car and fucked my sister.
Someone who masturbates in computer class and claims the didn't do it. Can also be used as a verb to say someone was doing this. Also when it is said, you usually clap your hands to simulate the tapping sound
Parents: "so how is nate doing in class?"
Computer teacher: "he jerks off all the time!"
Josh: "why did Chris get in trouble?"
Mike: "he was caught nating in class!"
Northern California slang meaning "homosexual".
Nate is what Nate does.
Someone who can't drive very well and has a terrible time trying to park. Cannot park between the lines. Also, is very clumsy. Trips while walking and drops/breaks things constantly.
"Look at how that guy parked, taking up two spots. He is such a Nate." "That idiot just pulled out right in front of me. What a Nate."
Nates are caring and the most lovable guy you could ever meet! Never let them go they will be important to you! They are caring, lovable, nice, hot, cute and funny! You will probaby fall for one if you ever meet a Nate! If you ever meet one you are very lucky! Treasure them in your heart because one day they will be important! They also like to help people with personal problems and they are dependable!!
Your dating a Nate? LUCKY!!!
verb. Getting extremely emotional and over the top angry about any situation, no matter how pointless.
He was fine until he started getting Nate about the situation.