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15.
The Narwhal is a sea-bound mammel, the most epic sea-bound mammel EVER.
Chuck Norris has three narwhals, their names are: Litlle Chuck, Little Chucker and Litlle Chuckle.
Narwhals, they are epic 'nuff said.
by Rofl-face September 13, 2011
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1.
The amazing, magical combination of a unicorn and whale. They're small, and can only be created when a unicorn decides to fuck a whale. They are THAT magical.
When I grow up, I wanna be a narwhal! NAAAR
by Scribbles January 02, 2004
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2.
The most awesome Fish in the world
Narwhals they are so awesome
like an underwater unicorn
they've got a kick-ass a facial horn
they are the Jedi of the sea
by polarbearfighter March 16, 2009
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3.
The ultimate animal. Consisting of a whale body with a 9 foot long horn attached to its face. They lives in the arctice and travels in groups.
Narwhals are the unicorns of the sea.
by ca-city December 26, 2007
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4.
A horned whale type creature that when you tend to tell people about it the first thing they think is 'Could you have sex with it?'
"DUDE ITS A FREAKING NARWHAL!"

"A what?"

"A horned whale."

"You ever you know...?"

"No, what?"

"Tap that?"

"Dude thats just wrong"
by DisasterLindsey May 25, 2009
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5.
An awesome sea creature. contrary to popular belief, it does, in fact, exist.
Narwhals narwhals
swimming in the ocean
causing a commotion
cause they are so awesome
narwhals, narwhals,
swimming in the ocean
pretty big and pretty white
they beat a polar bear in a fight
Like an underwater unicorn
they have a kick ass facial horn
they are the jedi of the sea
they stop cthulu eating ye!
Narwhals
they are narwhals
narwhals
just don't let 'em touch your balls!
Narwhals
they are narwhals
narwhals
Inventors of the shish kebab!
Narwhals narwhals
swimming in the ocean
causing a commotion
cause they are so awesome
narwhals, narwhals,
swimming in the ocean
pretty big and pretty white
they beat a polar bear in a fight
Like an underwater unicorn
they have a kick ass facial horn
they are the jedi of the sea
they stop cthulu eating ye!
Narwhals
they are narwhals
narwhals
just don't let 'em touch your balls!
Narwhals
they are narwhals
narwhals
Inventors of the shish kebab!
by Carlson_the_friendly_robot March 19, 2011
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6.
A whale that was so triumphant in everything it does that God gave it a horn as to boast it's awesome power amongst all other sea creatures. It is said that WWII ended in the defeat of Nazi Germany soley in part because the U.S. narwhal generals outsmarted Hitler in every aspect causing him to cower and run.
"Dude, is that excalibur coming out of the sea?"
"That's a narwhal you fucking idiot."
by Drewsky O'Brien June 12, 2010
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7.
A Magical Sea Unicorn That If Its Horn Is Touch..You Gain The Abilty To Fly
(Its Name Roughly Translated Is Horny Fish.)
a:Holy Shit! That Guy Is Flying!
b:Musta Touched A Narwhal.
by SherbertShannon March 04, 2009
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