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1. An erection lasting longer than need. 2. An erection that is noticable and unwanted. 1. Suzy was too tired to continue having anal sex, leaving Jimmy with a Narwhal erection
2. Bobby say Jessie walking home from school one day with VERY short shorts on. He had a Narwhal and tried to cover it with his school books |
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The amazing, magical combination of a unicorn and whale. They're small, and can only be created when a unicorn decides to fuck a whale. They are THAT magical. When I grow up, I wanna be a narwhal! NAAAR
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The most awesome Fish in the world Narwhals they are so awesome
like an underwater unicorn they've got a kick-ass a facial horn they are the Jedi of the sea |
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The ultimate animal. Consisting of a whale body with a 9 foot long horn attached to its face. They lives in the arctice and travels in groups. Narwhals are the unicorns of the sea.
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A horned whale type creature that when you tend to tell people about it the first thing they think is 'Could you have sex with it?' "DUDE ITS A FREAKING NARWHAL!"
"A what?" "A horned whale." "You ever you know...?" "No, what?" "Tap that?" "Dude thats just wrong" |
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An awesome sea creature. contrary to popular belief, it does, in fact, exist. Narwhals narwhals
swimming in the ocean causing a commotion cause they are so awesome narwhals, narwhals, swimming in the ocean pretty big and pretty white they beat a polar bear in a fight Like an underwater unicorn they have a kick ass facial horn they are the jedi of the sea they stop cthulu eating ye! Narwhals they are narwhals narwhals just don't let 'em touch your balls! Narwhals they are narwhals narwhals Inventors of the shish kebab! Narwhals narwhals swimming in the ocean causing a commotion cause they are so awesome narwhals, narwhals, swimming in the ocean pretty big and pretty white they beat a polar bear in a fight Like an underwater unicorn they have a kick ass facial horn they are the jedi of the sea they stop cthulu eating ye! Narwhals they are narwhals narwhals just don't let 'em touch your balls! Narwhals they are narwhals narwhals Inventors of the shish kebab! |
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A whale that was so triumphant in everything it does that God gave it a horn as to boast it's awesome power amongst all other sea creatures. It is said that WWII ended in the defeat of Nazi Germany soley in part because the U.S. narwhal generals outsmarted Hitler in every aspect causing him to cower and run. "Dude, is that excalibur coming out of the sea?"
"That's a narwhal you fucking idiot." |
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A Magical Sea Unicorn That If Its Horn Is Touch..You Gain The Abilty To Fly
(Its Name Roughly Translated Is Horny Fish.) a:Holy Shit! That Guy Is Flying!
b:Musta Touched A Narwhal. |
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