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Pretty much the best movie ever.

Vote for Pedro.
1) I would bang Napoleon Dynamite pretty hard.

2) If I were to meet Napoleon Dynamite I would let him take control of my body for the night.

3) Napoleon is a sex god.
by Napoleon is a sex god April 14, 2005
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51
A movie that doesn't really have a point. It wasn't the "best movie ever." Iv'e seen much better movies.. I don't see why people obsess over it. Still, it was greatly funny.
by Sydney January 16, 2005
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Julianna's most favorite movie of all times.
somebody: hey, what's your favorite movie
julianna: Napoleon Dynamite
by wildhamstervik February 22, 2005
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53
Awesome indie movie that got corrupted and ruined by hot topic.

hot topic made it "soo cool" and is selling merch to all them brainwashed posers out there.
gosh yadda yadda yadda.. ya'll heard these quotes about A MILLION TIMES.
by ana_lube February 01, 2005
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Napoleon is very sexy. Do not quote him for it makes you look dumb. He has very sexy hair and eyes and face and lips especially. I luv him. He's so cute.
Stupid Child: My lips hurt real bad!
Me: *punches child in lips* Now they hurt worse! Do not misquote or overquote my love! *continues to hit child*
by Nyaaaaa! April 17, 2005
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55
movie that was funny back in the summer in theatres before large amounts of tools started to misquote and buy memorabilia from hot topic so other tools will see it and misquote it with them
this one tastes like the cows made of an onion patch
by used to be good... May 21, 2005
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A really stupid movie that stars a nerdy kid, and the so called "comedy" is awful. It's half-assed.
Napoleon: Whatever I feel like, gosh!
Me: My God, why the hell do people think that's funny?
Napoleon: Gosh, idiot!
*turns off TV*
Me: I can't bare watching any more of that shitty movie "Napoleon Dynamite"...
by JordaNinten October 22, 2005
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