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napoleon dynamite is a retarded and over-quoted movie that was and is not funny. Most people say "Its hilarious after you see it!" No its not. It still sucks total ass. There is nothing hilarious about it. There are some subtle things that are semi-funny about his way of life that are funny if you live or have visited the area where he lives but it is still a waste of money, time, and thought. Will sadly live on forever due to the fact that fags will buy any thing with the napoleon dynamite name plastered on it (also see over-rated piece of shit)
fag:Vote for pedro! I love napoleon dynamite!!!11!1
normal person with a sense of what's funny: Go die in a forest fire
by Wakka Wakka Wakka November 30, 2006
Truly an insult to film making. This movie cannot be decribed through mere text only. The god-awfulness of this shit heap is so hidden that millions of mindless douche-bags think its the funniest thing in the world, and to show it they cheapen the phrases such as "gosh!" and "idiot!" and that stupid tater tots shit so much that it even further deepens my contempt for this shitty movie.

Whats so funny about some dipshit kid who talks like a bitch? And even if it were funny, why would it be funny when you say it? Well, its not. Every review on here that is for Napoleon Dynamite includes the words "frickin'" "gosh", or "sweet!". I would rather be blasted in the face with a shotgun loaded with Al Gore's semen than listen to another one of these horrible renditions of this shitty movie. Oh look, the guy needs chapstick! Call the whole extended family, Barbara, this movie needs to be seen over and over and over!

Why don't you fucking lunatics just break down and stalk this shithead who played Napoleon Dynamite so you can ask him to do the lines over and over for you so you don't have to blather it off to everyone you meet? Seriously, this shit needs to end. I'm so sick of this movie. Shitty only half describes it. Take shit, add a baboon's ass, and multiply by Michael Moore, and the product is Napoleon Dynamite.
Hey! Guess what I got? The Napoleon Dynamite DVD with 12 hours of extra footage of him saying "IDIOT!"!!! Wh....what are you doing with that steak knife? Wait! NO! AUGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
by Kevin the almighty March 25, 2005
Most over-rated, over-hyped, over-quoted, unfunny, piece of shit film in years.

by Hamburgler March 10, 2005
Complete waste of time and money. I want my hour and 43 minutes back.
Am I the only one who fails to see the greatness in this movie?
by villevaloisbeautiful March 03, 2005
A movie that has always sucked. Not because it has been over-quoted big-time, but because it has no plot or interesting dialogue whatsoever. The movie has no point, except maybe to top Pulp Fiction in being the most misquoted movie ever. The difference is, Pulp Fiction doesn't suck.
Trendy movie-going idiot, circa 1994: Ya know what they call a quater-pounder with cheese in France? OMGlollolz
Trendy movie-going idiot, circa 2004: Gosh! Freakin' idiot! OMGlollolz
by Marky March 01, 2005
This is definitely the worst movie of the early 21st Century; the WORST. Napoleon gives insult and injury to the awesome Corsican general and emperor of the same name who lived during the early 1800s. (Without the Dynamite, of course.)
The quotes that all the emo rockers and other teen/college-age faggots use from this movie are absolutely lame and weak. It seems that movies today are getting crappier and crappier.
Patton, Battle of The Bulge, Gettysburg, Ghostbusters, A Beautiful Mind, Saving Private Ryan, Groundhog Day, Citizen Kane, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Animal House, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Shining, Rainman.......now those are good movies. I'm the same age range that these kids who are saying Napoleon Dynamite is awesome; that makes me very ashamed.
by Ryan February 06, 2005
the funniest movie ever, considering it probably cost about 100 dollars to make. also the father of every quote in an american high school.
NAPOLEON:Tina you fat lard come get some dinner!

KIP:Everyone knows i've been training to be a cage fighter

KIP: You'r just jealous cause i've been chatting online with babes all day

KIP: Your mom goes to college

GUY:what did you do again this summer?
NAPOLEON: I told you I was in alaska with my uncle hunting wolverines!
GUY: Did you shoot any?
NAPOLEON: Yeah like twenty of them, they were surrounding my cousin what would you do in that situation?
GUY: what kind of gun did you use?
NAPOLEON: a frickin' twelve gauge what do you think?

NAPOLEON: Pedro offers you his protection.

DAD: What's that in my driveway?
N: Thats my ride.

NAPOLEON: you must be Pedro's cousins with the sweet hookups!
by me.1715 January 19, 2005