An object received from a machine in the female's restroom. This object costs approximately one quarter, and is the entire basis for the German monetary system according to Olli...
Olli went to get a Coke from the machine and it cost him two Napkins!
by HOT KYLE May 18, 2006
The act of pulling one's scrotum skin taut and placing it firmly across another person's mouth, forming a seal.
She was just asking for a napkin, so I lovingly applied my scrote to her mouth.
by wizzle9885658 December 02, 2011
Someone who either was born or grew up in the Napa Valley, California.
Us Napkins love to drink wine here in the valley.
by Burro De Chile Verga October 12, 2007
A piece of paper designed to assist people while eating. What many people with a lack of table manners don't seem to realize is that a napkin serves a purpose. The most important thing is so that people WILL STOP SUCKING (or licking) THEIR FINGERS WHEN THEY EAT!!!!
People who suck their fingers when they eat are gross. This is a very nasty habit. Not that they care of course.
by jonesy December 11, 2004
A piece of cloth or absorbent paper used by most at table to remove unwanted materials such as food. Sometimes used by desparte, flat-chested girls to stuff their bras. poor things.
Sexy young korey used his napkin while eating dinner to remove some ketchup he had spilt on himself. But he shouldn't have botherd 'cause I would have came and licked it off. *wink wink*
by hmMm....maegis June 15, 2004
a magical device made out of cloth or paper that can wipe away messes on furniture, your skin, and virtually anything! but, alas, no one uses this amazing creation anymore.
by zibem9224 May 08, 2013
A different word for money, commonly used by rich people.
Hey man, hand me some of those napkins i'm gonna go to the store.
by LoveHappyEndings August 04, 2011
extra flap of skin on the Labia Majora, that somewhat resembles roast beef
That bitch last night has NAPKINS, i can't fuck with it. I straight kicked her out.
by Jimmy Joggins January 26, 2011