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A female that has traveled around the world, but some how is going to live in frozen tundra of Minnesota. Slightly attractive depending on who you ask... Main purpose in life is to be a factory for more children.
Oldest Boi- Do you want to move in with me my fair home skooled maiden?

Naomister- Yes of course! would! Would you like me to Fix some old lady's toilet for our honey moon?
by LIL coconut March 08, 2011

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