Naomi is a true aspiring hipster pirate wench. She is fairly flexible and really does have awesome friends. Naomi also likes ties and you know you'll get lucky if she asks you your weight. She is extremely blunt and zany.
Dude 1: Dude, let's hang out with Nao-may, our favorite pirate wench! Maybe we can do aerobics!

Dude 2:Dude, yes I love Naomi! Maybe she will ask me how much I weigh!!
by December 30, 2011
a short and chubby girl who does not find it hard to make friends, but finds it hard to keep them. she can be loyal sometimes but hardly ever. Naomi has a problem keeping promises and has quite a rash mean streak in her. she will stab you in the back and never be on the losing side of an argument.
"Naomi's not the prettiest but she looks like she could boss the pants off anyone"
by Loooolz, soo true! October 30, 2013
Naomi is a bitch who needs to mind what she says because she will otherwise get into trouble, she lies about almost everything and is really attention seeking. She posts too much on social networks and this upsets people. She thinks she is better than anyone else and she can't sing, or draw. She looks pretty in pictures but not in real life, and she is really childish. She has hurt many people and is very manipulative. She is known for being horrible and is a vile person.
Do you know Naomi
The cow?
I hate her she is horrible
I know, everyone hates her
by User567892 November 26, 2013
a wonderful person that lives in bakersfield, cali.
her best friends are samantha, nicole, & heather.
you should be jealous of there friendship.
dont take her for granted.
dont screw up things with her so much to where you wont hve her to come back to.
if you think she gonna give it up to you easy.
you couldnt be anymore wrong.
she forgives but never forgets.
she loves taco bell and chapstick.<3

dont screw things up with naomi.
by naomiayo August 25, 2007
an annoying masculine bitch who loves football and one direction. she gets jealous easily and has the fattest face in the universe. also very clingy with not many friends.
ew whats that?
oh thats a naomi
by makka--pakka September 10, 2012
a really really full of herself kind of person.
thinks shes so much better then just about everyone else.
shes quite frankly a brat.
she thinks shes so amazing and good looking, when shes really kindof ugly in the inside and out.
shes a flirt and tries to be the best at everything.
around different people, she WILL change.
she tries to show off and she sees herself alot higher then everyone else!
however, she can be the best person you could ever ask for. but that is before she changes to try to 'fit in' when really, people dislike her but are too scared to admit to her face.
hi, im naomi, and i think im soo much better then you!
by thetruth456 July 25, 2011
A girl who will act nice, but is truly mean inside. Once you find out her true identity, she will stalk you for weeks, determined to become your friend again. You will than be forced to call the police and get a restraining order.
Did you see that girl that got arrested for stalking on the news, she was such a Naomi.
by Dictionary Chick 12345 December 08, 2010

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