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Noun - Term of endearment
5'2" homosapien found in warm, temperate climates, with slight homosexual tendancies, often hunt in pairs. Can be recogised by - Overly Groomed Hair - Blazer - Constant Bragging about, well...everything - Overcompensated upper body weight Mating Rituals - Blatant - "you're hot" is a common mating call of the Nangle - Mates only with other species of Rhyming names - Mates for life, even without any intercourse Vernacular - "Awwwwgh! SoooOooo Good!" **with head shake for emphasis - "Chicken Breasts are ACTUALLY amazing" - "I'm buying a mini" - "HHHehhhhlllloooo?" Verb - to be Nanglised - "I used to be straight, but my ex totally Nanglised me... Now I've no luck with the ladues "There's no way he'll get that girl... He's too much of a nangle"
"I thought he was sound, but then my friend told me he was SUCH a nangle" "Shut up, you total NANGLE!" "Is this paisley shirt too Nangle?" "Nangle, GET OFF ME!!" |
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