The town of Nagambie is located 90 minutes from Melbourne between Seymour and Shepparton. A holiday spot, offering varied water activities on the man-made lake. Nagambie is surrounded by a number of wineries in the neighbouring communities of Tabilk, Mitchellstown and Murchison. Great for a short visit but don't consider moving there permanently as there is no cinema or major fast food outlet and it's full of your usual small town gossip, close mindedness and inbred country bumpkins.
Boy: I'm from Nagambie.
Girl: Is your sister also your mother?