Function (n.) - Abbreviation meaning "Negligible at Best" (the misuse of the word negligible to mean negligent in this context is deliberate). To be used when someone is being an unfavourable character, doing something unfavourable, or when someTHING is unfavourable.
"My final exams are coming up and I have a shit load to study, it's nab."
AH AH I killed that Nab again
1) To steal
2) To arrest
Luke's been nabbed with his hand in the till again.
An alternate way of saying nub
L33t player: Ha I pwned your little ass you nab!
Nab: What you say?
L33t: Haha Nab!
Abbreviation for "New Africa Bammer". Mid-grade marijuana.
Me: Hey man you got an 1/8 of chronic?
Natg representative: Ya man I gots da dank shit.
Me: Wtf man.. This is the nabs.. Don't put this shwag in my face again or I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.
getting arrested by the police
i got nabbed the other night!
inexpensive small packet of crackers with cheese or peanut butter filling
"Can we stop here and get some Nabs? I need a snack."
to steal somethning
hey, fucker, nab me one of those shirts.