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9.
Nps
Notifications per second. Used to measure the speed of notifications on facebook.
Stop tagging me on pics if I'm not in it! I'm getting 20.0nps and it's annoying!!!
by E1-M0123 May 26, 2010
 
1.
NPS
No Pussy Shit
Greg: yo let's play some football

Tim: ok no tackling though

Greg: what the hell, NPS bro
by Jay Weezyy June 26, 2010
 
2.
nps
1. No Problems

Used to inform someone that it was no hassle/problem.
John: tyvm
Betty: nps
by strider3028 August 27, 2007
 
3.
Nps
No pussy shit
Susan didn't want to jump into the lake but her friends just kept saying nps till eventually she jumped bc she didn't want to be a chicken
by Nps December 04, 2013
 
4.
NPS
Non-Penetrative Sex; sexual activity which does not include sexual penetration, such as: kissing, cuddling, spooning, humping, frottage and mutual masturbation.
MWM seeks MWF for NPS.
by Tooth Loose LaTrek May 19, 2013
 
5.
Stands for Nude Pic's or Naked Pic's. A picture of sexual orientation. Mostly of the boobs or vagina area. Booty may be included.
Person 1: Yo NP'S?

Person 2: No You Pervert

Person 1: :(
by Amilni May 29, 2010
 
6.
1)niddie protection system
2)a system on a surf board to keep a person from getting nipple rash.
Peter locks in his nps on his way out to the line-up
by Downtiggidy August 07, 2003
 
7.
NPS
No pants spoon. Laying in the bed or on the couch in the spooning position with no pants on. Usually leading to fun activities
Hey baby let's lay down and have an NPS.
by Kgrassers July 10, 2008