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They are all Lesbians.
by 232343325425435435 August 23, 2005
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Those music CD's you see on t.v. It's up to NOW 60. Look it up on Google its true.
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'Now' is short for the colloquial greeting 'Now Then' and is used instead of the more common 'hello' or 'hiya'. It is shouted in a distinctive, elongonated manner, often exaggerated when under the influence of alcohol. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW"
by foureyesamy October 15, 2008
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N.O.W. Stands for "Nasty Overweight Woman"

1. A group of women that are always screeching about their rights to abortion, even though nothing with a dick would get within fifty feet of them (not counting their girlfriends with a strap-on)

2. The lowest form of human life that vilify every man as a rapist & violent just to maintain their fear control over other women.
Guy 1: "Did you hear that N.O.W. cow ranting at the party last night?"

Guy 2: " Yeah, if she wasn't so ugly I would have stuck my dick in her mouth just to shut her up"
by CrazyAndyD October 21, 2012
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The abbreviation for what most men will have at least once, the Number One Wife.
My NOW is gone; it's time to party!
by tropical madness August 02, 2005
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A shortened alternative to "Now Then". A friendly greeting.
Instead of "alright mate", one might say: "nows mate", "nows lad", "nows lid", "nows der lid"
by nowsderlid March 25, 2008
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National Organization of Whores. When the National Organization of Woman hypocritically defend the wrong issues for political gain. To lose all inhibitions just to be horny for partisanship.
N.O.W. – It’s OK for him to call her a whore, he is the Democratic candidate and he is our guy.

N.O.W. – It’s politically correct right NOW to support Sharia Law so let’s overlook their treatment of woman and children.
by Mtns2sea October 19, 2010
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