Nombie

A noun used to describe a human who is so hungry they are reduced to an aggravated, zombie-like state.

Mephostophiles: I'm so hungry I could punch you in the face.
Belzebub: Wow. Whatever, nombie.
Mr. Bigglesworth: Go eat some food, nombie.

by CharlieSarahReilly January 12, 2009

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A person, who due to extreme hunger, has been reduced to a zombie-like state. Those attempting the Atkins diet are highly susceptible as their intake of carbohydrates is extremely limited. They can often be heard moaning for grains.

Thing One: Hey buddy, how's that Atkins diet treating you?
Thing Two: GRAAAAAAAINS....

Samuel L Jackson: I'm so hungry that I could DEMOLISH a Denny's right now...
Keanu Reeves: Whoa... a nombie.

by Prof Khaos July 8, 2010

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A Zombie after you have hit him as hard as you can on the side of his head with a baseball bat.

The Zombie was fast approaching me, so I grabbed my Louisville Slugger and nailed him on the side of his head, Babe Ruth style. That former Zombie is now a Nombie!

by Rob A. Zombie August 2, 2006

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Derived from "Nombie", ie, a zombie who has his head whacked really hard ...

... a "Nombie" is a person who is very tired, inactive, depressed, passive, apathetic, or bored.

by Mike Bozdog August 15, 2006

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Nombie, being a "head-bashed Zombie", can also refer to, in reality, a person who is somewhat dim-witted, slow, or possibly takes thing too literally, doesn't get jokes, etc.

We were trying to explain the concept to Dingledorf, but, he just didn't get it. After 2 hours, we gave up. We started cracking jokes about him after that, in his presence, but it was cool, because he didn't get that either! What a Nombie!!!

by Adam DeFeather August 16, 2006

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