NOIB 

It's saying "noob" with an Australian accent.

Mate, you're one big noib at life.

NOIB by Cyclonicechinda February 21, 2005

noib 

when something is super cute/adorable

awww that dog is so noib

"toby is so noib"

noib by lemon1ime January 27, 2022

Baeyg Noibend! 

Noun, A statement to be proudly exclaimed when engaging in coitus, when it is evident the recipent of one's cock has never taken one of equivalent size.

You ever had a cock before?" "No" "Liar, you've had a few in there, maybe not this big though... Baeyg Noibend!"

Baeyg Noibend! by Dahoogulus January 20, 2017

Noibloid 

Someone who annoys you greatly, in a way similar to the dominos advertising character “The Noid”

I hate him, he is an absolute noibloid

Noibloid by Mob Ninja December 5, 2021

Noibus

Used to describe the actions or state of little dogs that crave attention when startled or guilty.
Usually accompanied by shivering or licking their own genitals.

Similar to nervous but specific to tiny dogs.

" look at you shivering, am I making you noibus"

Noibus by anonymous February 19, 2022

Face Of A Noibat 

A clean way to tell someone they look like a rapist

"Did you see Rex today"
"He shouldn't be down alleyways today"
"why"
"cause he's got a face of a Noibat today

Face Of A Noibat by TheShagster25 August 30, 2023