|1.||NNU-Northwest Nazarene University|
A school that we are told exists, but in reality doesn't. This is because the members of NNU are fake. Assholes. Dicks. Close-minded, illogical, republican, conservative, homophobes.
JESUS WAS PERFECT! SMOKERS SUCK!
After I went to NNU-Northwest Nazarene University, I had to wipe three layers of slime off of my clothes.