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1.
NFL
A 4 Hour Commercial, with some occasional Football inbetween.
Hey! I just saw a new Taco Bell Burrito being advertised during the NFL, right before their brief break to some lame Football stuff.
by G-Union 2 August 02, 2004
 
22.
NFL
The dumbed down version of the CFL (Canadian Football League) meant to produce hicks to watch halftime shows, commercials, and cheerleaders.
NFL sucks balls compared to the CFL
by saaaaaaaaaaywho November 14, 2010
 
23.
NFL
- Synonym for 'Loser'
- Short for Nice Fucking Life.
- Derived from Anthrax song Efilnikcufecin.

A guy walks into McDonald's with no shirt, prison tats, meth eyes and sporting a beat up Winger hat. So you must murmur "NFL"

Note:
You can also substitute other words for the "L" and challenge friends to determine what you are ragging on. Example, you're at a party and a guy walks in with "Business on Top and Party in Back" hair. You say "N.F.M." and glance at the guy. Your buddy will have to check out the guy and figure out you meant "Nice Fucking Mullet".
by Stuk February 03, 2006
 
24.
Acronym means Not For Long. Referring to the constant flow of traffic of men in and out of a woman's life that is hard to please.
Conversation between two guys,
Robert: "Man John you have become a part of Christie's NFL."
John: "I know, I didn't last a week, that chick wants the dishes washed, floors scrubbed, laundry done, yard mowed..."
Robert: "WAIT! You did all that? Did you at least get to hit it?"
John: "No!"
Robert: "Damn, you got inducted into the NFL hall of fame with that chick!"
by Schermerhorn January 13, 2009
 
25.
NFL
no fucking luck.
so, my boss said to me that the chance for a raise was NFL.
and i asked him, point blank "what".
-he reiterated, in plainer english, no fucking luck"
- and then i said to him, " i liked the first response better".
by john willow May 27, 2008
 
26.
NFL
To request no garnish on a rum or tequila beverage, or Corona / Corona Light beer. An abbreviation of "No Fuckin' Lime".
"Gimme a Captain and Coke - NFL."
by jdliscious August 30, 2007
 
27.
NFL
Nigga For Life
man no HOMO but i love you...you my NFL
by BABY-T April 22, 2009
 
28.
nfl
after the age of eighteen, if your still jobless, your known as a nfl. nota for life. you aint got no money.
dang she bout to be 18 wit no money, she gon be a nfl.
by j.west September 21, 2008