A 4 Hour Commercial, with some occasional Football inbetween.
Hey! I just saw a new Taco Bell Burrito being advertised during the NFL, right before their brief break to some lame Football stuff.
not fucking likely
She said she wanted to shove something up my ass, but I told her that was nfl
- Synonym for 'Loser'
- Short for Nice Fucking Life.
- Derived from Anthrax song Efilnikcufecin.
A guy walks into McDonald's with no shirt, prison tats, meth eyes and sporting a beat up Winger hat. So you must murmur "NFL"
You can also substitute other words for the "L" and challenge friends to determine what you are ragging on. Example, you're at a party and a guy walks in with "Business on Top and Party in Back" hair. You say "N.F.M." and glance at the guy. Your buddy will have to check out the guy and figure out you meant "Nice Fucking Mullet".
Acronym means Not For Long. Referring to the constant flow of traffic of men in and out of a woman's life that is hard to please.
Conversation between two guys,
Robert: "Man John you have become a part of Christie's NFL."
John: "I know, I didn't last a week, that chick wants the dishes washed, floors scrubbed, laundry done, yard mowed..."
Robert: "WAIT! You did all that? Did you at least get to hit it?"
Robert: "Damn, you got inducted into the NFL hall of fame with that chick!"
no fucking luck.
so, my boss said to me that the chance for a raise was NFL.
and i asked him, point blank "what".
-he reiterated, in plainer english, no fucking luck"
- and then i said to him, " i liked the first response better".
To request no garnish on a rum or tequila beverage, or Corona / Corona Light beer. An abbreviation of "No Fuckin' Lime".
"Gimme a Captain and Coke - NFL."
Nigga For Life
man no HOMO but i love you...you my NFL
after the age of eighteen, if your still jobless, your known as a nfl. nota for life. you aint got no money.
dang she bout to be 18 wit no money, she gon be a nfl.