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23.
NFL
- Synonym for 'Loser'
- Short for Nice Fucking Life.
- Derived from Anthrax song Efilnikcufecin.

A guy walks into McDonald's with no shirt, prison tats, meth eyes and sporting a beat up Winger hat. So you must murmur "NFL"

Note:
You can also substitute other words for the "L" and challenge friends to determine what you are ragging on. Example, you're at a party and a guy walks in with "Business on Top and Party in Back" hair. You say "N.F.M." and glance at the guy. Your buddy will have to check out the guy and figure out you meant "Nice Fucking Mullet".
by Stuk February 03, 2006
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1.
NFL
National Football League
The NFL is better than MLB.
by Ryan Nodal July 31, 2003
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2.
NFL
A 4 Hour Commercial, with some occasional Football inbetween.
Hey! I just saw a new Taco Bell Burrito being advertised during the NFL, right before their brief break to some lame Football stuff.
by G-Union 2 August 02, 2004
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3.
NFL
A league of the most extroadinary football players in the world. It is sometimes hard to watch because every other play is a commercial.
Welcome to the NFL!!
-Mcnabb throws to owens at the 30, owens at the 20, the 15, breaks a defenderrrrr - lets go to a commercial.
by nego December 06, 2005
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4.
NFL
No Fun League
there is no fun allowed in football any more aka NFL
by defenceman101 January 11, 2009
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5.
NFL
National Football Leauge. Also Stands For Nigga Fuckin Large. Both refer to the football League.
I was watchin The NFL the other day.

Same here. Them niggas is fuckin Large
by kokokopopopo November 04, 2010
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6.
NFL
Apart from the National Football League, it is also the National Forensics League, a group of overworked students who are either forced by parents or are overachievers and want to speak and give ten minutue speechs. Most competitions are held on Saturdays, where the people have to dress nicely and wear ties. Most people are forced to eat horrible school food at outrageous prices and judges are bloated constatantly. Events are long and boring, and the wait is even worse. Most public speakers don't write their speechs until the night before.
Day of Congress (At Safeway)

Guy 1- It's so cold...
Guy 2- I know, and they won't let us stay inside the store!
Girl- How long did you stay up to?
Guy 1- I already finshed my speech (the person who goes to Nationals)
Guy 2- 11, I had to write one more speech. (Overachiever)
Girl- @&#*@! I had to stay up until 6 in the morning, then I fell asleep on the computer and my mom woke me up at 6:05 and I had prepare to come here. And I still have three more topics to do? Can I share you speech? (Everyone else.)
by Advent Clandestine January 21, 2005
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7.
NFL
Nigga(s) For Life
The best friend(s) with whom you have been close to for a long time.
You're my NFL, if you need anything you know where to find me.
You dudes are the best friends i've ever had. You all are my NFL.
by Hi, my name is not Scott June 10, 2009
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