\ˈnüt, ˈnyüt\ noun. A communication to a spouse requesting an open marriage.
She wrote her husband a newt before she began her affair.
by Nehmo February 16, 2012

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(verb) 1. to divorce your wife simply for aging, especially if you immediately replace her with a younger more attractive one. Common in the entertainment community, among doctors, lawyers, and even some politicians.
He just finished his residency, so it looks like the doctor is going to newt his starter wife for some new arm candy.
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(adj) : acronym for Northeast White Trash: someone who was born and raised in Northeast Philadelphia but relocates to a trashy house in Wildwood, NJ for the summer rented from a woman named handschuh aka handjob, often refers to themselves and their friends as NEWTs, can also be called shiesty.
Person: hey how come you guys have a whole in your bedroom wall?
NEWT: because we're NEWTs and that's how we live.

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North east white trash. It means white trash located in northeast philadelphia. or northeast philly. northeast philly white trash fucking newt
Look at that newt with his white sneakers and his tear drop tattoes. northeast philly white trash fucking newt
by waldo ball banger December 05, 2011

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When one wishes to make amends for speaking the truth.
My wife's friend X is a real jerk and I told her so. I had to pull a newt when I got home, otherwise my wife would have made me sleep on the sofa.
by itismenotyou May 28, 2011

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Newton, or Newt for short, is a name commonly associated with a baby who is too white to be given a black name, but too black to be given a white name.

For the most part, a Newt will have a very strange sense of style and for some reason be obsessed with something ridiculus like plaid shorts.
Be sure to be careful if you ever come across one at a beer pong table, because he has no idea that his elbow is going over the table when he shoots. Genetic research has come to blame this "Elbow Unawarness Disorder" as E.U.D, and has been seen in more and more cities over the last few years.
"Dude, learn how to fucking play the game, your acting like a Newt!"

"If you were any whiter I would have to start calling you Newt."
by D19D87 April 16, 2010

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A Newt is what a Bandit craves. A Bandit's craving for Newt is INSATIABLE!!!!!!
"It's been days since this Bandit has eaten Newt and he's STARVING!"

"Newt tastes delicious, especially when wet and warm in a bathtub."

"Bandits love Newts!"
by Newt's Bandit February 04, 2010

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