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No Cock on Tap

A condition in which if you haven't had sex for a while, you get desperate for sex, perve on people you shouldn't (or wouldn't normally), find sexual innuendo in things your friends say. Its also a reason for any symptoms you might have, i.e. a headache or the shakes.
Man, Vicki stop perving on that bloke, he's gross, you have the NCOT bad today!
by shazzi12 March 30, 2010

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