Nosey Black People Over Shoulder

Should be used when you have a lot of company over (preferably your mom's) and you just happen to be IM'ing a steamy convo with some nice piece and motherfuckers just happen to come thru in your space and fuck up your vibe askin' "WHAT YOU DOIN ON HERE!" and actually ZOOM IN ON THE COMPUTER SCREEN!!!

A white alternative would be N.W.P.O.S. or just N.P.O.S. (Nosey Pricks Over Shoulder)