A so-called sport in which the most physical activity involved is turning the steering wheel left for four hours. That's all there is to it, no skill whatsoever. And if the driver turns right, a crash occurs.

Highly favored by the lower class redneck person, who would rather spend his tax return on getting into the Daytona 500 and watching rednecks drive their billboard-cover cars in an oval than buy some decent clothing for his/her family.
Hey Darrell! Quit duct taping the whole damn porch down and watch some NASCAR with us!
by Deathgrind > you December 05, 2007
It's not a sport, because it does not take athletic ability, and it is not a game because it is not fun to watch or play, it is RACING, The most boring thing on earth. You drive 500 times around a track and people actually watch it on TV? Or to actually go to one of these NASCAR matches in the blazing heat? WTF is wrong with these NASCAR fans anyway? They are either VERY easily amused or just stupid.
nascar is the best sport ever!!!!! OMG, they dfrive around all de time and sometime dey get in accidentz!!!!! OHHH, look at da prettie colooorz and de fire!!! Ohhhhhh, fire.... so nice!!!
by Spikesy July 20, 2006
Acronym, used by some who live in the south to express distaste for car races.

Not
All
Southerners
Care
About
Racing
Northern Guy: Do you like NASCAR?
Southern Guy: Why do you think that? You do know NASCAR, right?
by superslacker87 February 07, 2006
Nascar is one of the more pointless "sports" in America.
The reason most nascar fans are republican is you have to be a moron to enjoy watching cars drives in circles.
by Juan Gomez May 10, 2005
A poor excuse for motorsport which can it can thank all it's success on its marketing of high speed crashes, and the inability of it's fans to understand what is happening if they cannot see it.

Just slotcar racing for adults. and toosl.
"No one won today's Daytona 500 as the entire feild was wiped out at the first corner."
by sloanie March 18, 2005
a so called "sport" (its really not) that involves a bunch of shiny fiberglass cars going around in circles. the sport generally attracts chunky hicks and rednecks no matter how you try to warp it. People of low IQ make up for it in their knowledge of NASCAR.
Billy Bob:"Man i sho do love all them shiny cars goin 'round that there track ya'll"

Sam:"I love NASCAR more than i love bisquits and gravy"
by ness13 September 02, 2004
a bunch of rednecks runing in circles
by Anonymous August 14, 2003

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