Getting shit-faced, standing around in 110 degree weather, and watching cars drive around in a circle for hours on end. Then attempting to perform what you just witnessed on the way home, only to get pulled over buy a state trooper.
We're gonna go get some NASCAR action later, you wanna come too, cuz?!
1. Non Athletic Sport Centred Around Rednecks
Any sport with this many derogatory nicknames can't be that good...
When someone or somthing is extremly redneck or country.
Its like an oval then ima turn to the left.
Damn thats the third time the police have been over to Rick's house this week for beating know thats Nascar.
Look at that idot with chilli salse all over him hes fucking Nascar.
That guys is throwing up Busch Light everywhere thats fucking Nascar.
All that guy does it drink beer and work on his car wow thats Nascar.
That Guy smoked a pack of reds in a hour thats Nascar.
I think hes been on a crystal meth smoking bender for a week thats nascar.
That guy has 4 girls names tattoed on to him and three of then are crossed out thats Nascar as fuck.
"NASCAR. Gay? Pointless."
NASCAR (National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing). Started in 1947. The most awesome sport ever. It is not just for rednecks or white trash. Nor is it just left turns, as there are road courses too.
NASCAR is awesome!
also know as the second most popular sport in the United States of America. second only to the NFL.
NASCAR is the most popular form of racing in North America
fucking redneck krackers that came from small towns racing in the biggest cars they have ever seen in there life.
Instead of going to the KKK riot I am goin to fuck my sister and go to a NASCAR race and get drunk and piss on a car.
p.s. Fuck all redneck crakers