The greatest sport of them all, which runs races on short tracks, intermediate ovals, superspeedways, and road courses, which means that the venues where it is held have more variety then the venues where NFL games are held. For some reason, this sport pisses off liberals, who are too busy watching alternative homoerotic musicals or whatever they do for fun to appreciate how awesome NASCAR really is. NASCAR is well organized, and sanctions events on national, regional, and local levels. You can also bring your own beer and food to the races, so you don't have to eat crappy overpriced concessions or pay more for one beer than an entire sixpack.
Stupid White Redneck 2: Yup, sounds fun.