| 1. | NASCAR (adj) | ||
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worse than worst; epitome of bad; ridiculously horrible Shooping for curatins and pillow shams with the wife is NASCAR (adj)
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| 2. | nascar (adj.) | ||
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Used to describe something beyond terrible. Derived from the name of a pointless hobby (not sport) that involves making wide, left-hand turns for hours on end. Oh man, that infection on my bathing suit area is totally nascar.
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| 3. | dangdo | ||
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(adj.) A compound word combining the words "danged" and "old". It may be used to describe most any noun the dictionary, while at the same time, describing nothing. Primarily used in the southern states, dangdo is a rare adjective in that it provides no useful descriptive meaning to the word which it is meant to describe. Hey Matt. You want to come over later?
Well I would, but I'm fixin' to watch some dangdo Nascar in a bit. |
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| 4. | dangdo | ||
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(adj.) A compound word combining the words "danged" and "old". It may be used to describe most any noun in the dictionary, while at the same time, describing nothing. Primarily used in the southern states, dangdo is a rare adjective in that it provides no useful descriptive meaning to the word which it is meant to describe, only adds dramatic emphasis. May be used alone as an exclamatory word. Hey Matt. You want to hang out later?
Well I would, but I'm fixin' to watch some dangdo Nascar. Didja hear!? Toby Keith is gonna be playing the fairgrounds tomorrow!!! No kiddin'!? Well dangdo dangdo! |
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| 5. | NAStard | ||
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NAS-tard (adj.) - A person who watches cars turn left for three hours. "Cletus has lost quite a few brain cells since he began watching stock car racing, he's a first-class NAStard."
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| 6. | TRACKSICK | ||
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track-sick\'trak-'sik\ adj 1: the ill feeling one gets when absent from the racetrack for too long
2: Longing for the track Billy: "Whats wrong KC?"
KC: "I'm tracksick" Billy: "Huh?" |
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| 7. | Cuntimeter | ||
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adj. The smallest increment of measurement, that you can see with your naked eye, known to man. About the width of a cunt hair. Dude A- "I was watching that no-talent, left-hand turning, waste of a sport, they call Nascar the other day and the 2 best left-turners were red-neck-and-neck to the finish line. There must have been mere inches between first and second place!"
Dude B- "I saw it dude. But it was closer than that! It was only about a cuntimeter of difference on the photo replay!" |
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