Non Athletic Real People. People who go to a gym, workout class, or anything athletic and have no business being there, which is reflected in both their effort and physical appearance.
In the event of an alien invasion they would be the first to get captured and turned into fertilizer.
Today in class when everyone was doing partner pushups that NARP girl was on her knees hi-fiving the air then left 10 minutes early.
(noun) Acronym for "Not A Real Person." Narps are characterized by traits that render them unidentifiable within a contemporary, cultural context.
A NARP has a higher chance of:
- Being a savant in something.
- Popping into random
- Wearing the same outfit every day.
- Uttering inappropriately timed comments.
ARP: But if that doesn't work, what's your Plan B?
NARP: I had to get Plan B once with this girl cause I had sex with her.
a term used to describe somebody with mulliganitis, a disease that tends to infect non-athletic young men who attempt to play sports and fail miserably, usually resulting in structural damage to a knee, ankle, etc.
Wow, remember when Zack the NARP tore his ACL playing flag football?
A Narp is someone who is a sexy god in which no one can resist them. Mostly irresistible physically.
Have you seen Ross lately? He's such a Narp!
A note (most commonly on stringed instruments) that is neither natural nor sharp; it is always in between.
Grrr... You're always so narp when you play F#... Tune it up!
Not a real person.
1) Someone who exists in Facebook statuses and photo albums, but not in real life. If you log off, they stop existing, kind of like how monsters go away when you turn on the lights.
2) Someone who many talk about but few have seen. Tends to pop up fleetingly in social gatherings, only to disappear again. Sightings are rare and usually unconfirmed, like the Yeti or Loch Ness Monster.
As far as celebrities go, Bill Murray is the biggest NARP in Hollywood.
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
a.k.a SEBI HICKMAN
Wow Sebi is such a narp.
A very ugly/custy thing. A narp is a disgrace to the world. They have horrible personalities and are extremely ugly. If you look at a narp, it hurts your eyes.