No Income, No Job or Assets. A brave urban warrior who roams the city streets and job queues in search of the next quest. Perhaps some nice shoes, with laces or a delicious hot dog with extra relish and cheese.

Can be found:
- with a tie around his forehead, warrior style, at his last corporate drinks before being let go. All thanks to that cute girl in accounts, a crab, the photocopier and the C.C.T.V.
- At a lucrative poker game, enacting an opera whilst generously donating their car to a small village, community college or pimp.
- Collecting spare change to seek revenge for a blood oath.

Ninjas In Need, Just Ask Foundation.

The fundraising branch of the Secret Ninja Society. You probably haven't heard of it, it's that secret.