Not Even Remotely Funny
Guy - "My dog just died."
Guy's 'friend,' - "Haha, he was stupid anyways. Don't worry, you'll have more time to hang out with me now."
Guy - *punches 'friend' in the face*
"That's N.E.R.F. , dude, I loved my dog! Plus, I don't want to hang out with you, you're such a D.A.!"