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National Basketball Association
You play in the NBA.
by Philip Murillo December 08, 2003
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NBA is an acronym for the National Basketball Association. It was fun and exciting to watch at one time, but is so unbelievably boring nowadays. There are about 5 good teams loaded with talent every year due to free agent signings (big markets, LA, Miami, NY, Boston, Chicago, etc) and the other 25 are mediocre to terrible because they can not compete with these big market teams. The league is so predictable in that since 1984, there have only been 8 different teams (BOS, LAL, DET, CHI, HOU, SA, MIA, DAL) to win the NBA title. Nearly every star (LeBron, Kobe, Wade, Howard, Stoudemire, etc) is so narcissistic that they will all buddy up in the offseason and play together in order to win. You would never see MJ, Magic, or Bird all team up, they had too much pride and competitiveness to do so. In addition, the officiating is putrid, as it is not uncommon to see one superstar player shoot more free throws than the entire other team, not to mention that is has been proven that some games in the past have been rigged by officials. I have been a basketball fan since birth and remember watching the Finals when I was 6, so I am not a basketball hater whatsoever. It is obvious, however, that college basketball is more team-oriented, is more exciting, and puts out a significantly better product than the NBA.
ESPN Reporter: NBA news today, the Los Angeles Lakers, Chicago Bulls, Boston Celtics, and Orlando Magic have announced that they will merge to form a mega-team with the Miami Heat.

Guy 1: Oh my God, I love the NBA, it's so fun watching these guys beat up on crappy teams like the T'Wolves and Wizards.

Me: Bullshit, I'm watching hockey from now on.
by SpartyFan1213 August 26, 2011
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Nation Basketball Association, which is over looked by many people because it is said not to be a team sport. If you watched the NBA Finals you know it IS a team sport.
The Kobe's, sorry i mean the Lakers, haven't won a NBA championship since Shaq left.
by Chassidy October 28, 2006
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An acronym which stands for:
Usually used when a girl got a big ass
Yo J-Lo got a N.B.A.
by Randy A.K.A. Rizz November 17, 2005
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National Basketball Association. The major league of professional basketball in North America. 80% African-American. The NBA has been losing popularity ever since Michael Jordan's second retirement. Reasons for this include lack of parity, a retired player (Jordan) still being the face of the league, and stupid fans who think defense is boring to watch.
The NBA needs to replace Michael Jordan with an active player as their frontman, pronto. Tim Duncan, Kevin Garnett, LeBron James, and Yao Ming combined do not have the drawing power of Jordan.
by Student-Athlete September 27, 2004
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A overweight male, of asian ethnicity, had many recognizable facial features such as overly squishie cheeks.
On can also be refered to as NBA if he acts accordingly, even if he/she does not have the physical attributes of NBA. Characteristics can include heavily flawed or incistant logic, a lack of sense with money and a short temper.
I just poked NBA's cheeks
by Revilo Llewop August 07, 2011
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No Bullshit Answers.
When you want someone to answer a question, or questions truthfully.
Guy 1: Did you have sex with my wife? NBA!
Guy 2: Yeah I did.
Guy 1: Well at least you didn't lie.
by SHORYUKEN May 30, 2009
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