2- Barely Noticable
(Only the purest and most immaculate asses ever in existance bless'd by Heaven's mighty angels have ever recieved the 5 rating. Unfortunately, though 3 is average, most girls fall to a 2.)
The Notorious Ass Pirates, although appreciative of the female ass, still view females mostly as mere sex objects. Though no female is left out of the grading scale, the members of the N.A.P swear an oath to never have any contact with an ass below a 3.
N.A.P rates you 5, now suck my dick.
Nester: "What a waste of time."
Howard: *Sleeps in bed for 2 hours*
Howard: "That was great!"
it is derived from:
noob (phonetically) ->
nub (phonetically again) ->
germans who think this should be pronounced "nap" (phonetically yet again)
Translates to: Exercia has no clue what she is talking about and should go back to school for some english-lesson.