mystery man

the act of sitting on ones hand until the hand goes numb and then proceeding to jack off.

Sam: You know whats really exhilirating?
Jay: No, what?
Sam: I tried giving myself a mystery man last night and-
Jay: Stop Talking...

by mysterypaul June 25, 2007

The Mystery Man

When you know that your girlfriend is cheating on you and you can't figure out with who. That sinister fiend is known as the mystery man.

When I find out who it is, I'm gonna choke that bitch and her fucking mystery man.

by D sanchez May 18, 2004