Top Definition
a creepy, lonely, or strange person who searches myspace for teenage girls to friend request and talk to, making them believe that the person is their age and not some old guy who lives in his mother's basement.
i was gonna ask that guy out, but then he asked me if i wanted to see a picture of his penis. i think he's a myspaceaphile.
by Epic Flail November 03, 2008

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