*2 Sexxii 4 U: Why are you sending messages to my boyfriend?
*Ur MAN WaNtS ME!: First of all your man starting sending me messages first!
*2 Sexxii 4 U: Listen up bitch, you'd better stop talking to him before I find you and beat your ass!
*Ur MAN WaNtS ME!: I'm not afraid of you! Meet me in the park at 8 o'clock tonight and we'll settle this!
*2 Sexxii 4 U: Oh I'll be there. You'd better be ready because I'm going to beat you so bad you skanky bitch!
(8:30p.m in the park)Ur MAN WaNtS ME! is patiently waiting. Finally she begins to walk back home. "I knew she wouldn't show up. She's just a Myspace thug!"