A myriah is never ending mystery. However close you get to discovering it, it gets just that much more confusing. Dont ever guess because you will be wrong. Known for their abrupt and almost rude honesty, a myriah will hurt your feelings with ease, but will also have your back in every situation. If you want to party and be safe, find a myriah because she will be the best dance partner ever and will sit next to you while you throw up. She will probably have big brown eyes and hair that grows like weeds, but she will constantly be cutting it off because it bothers her. CAUTION: myriahs are not tame, but wild animals, so do not try to make them pets! They must have freedom to come and go as they please or your life WILL be in danger! These are the most unconditional people you can find and they were not created for the weak of heart and mind. If you maintain one now, you are a brave person, it is a blessing to have a myriah by your side.
shutup and be more like a myriah
you have to pee? just myriah-up and find a bush!