Tall, Skinny Emo kid that loves Taking Back Sunday and has the coolest girlfriend in the world. Has ADD and is always sad, and likes to talk on the phone with Lianna, and they just cry and cry in the dark while listening to Thursday, Sunny Day Real Estate, TBS, The Ataris, and Brand New.
"Myers, you fucking emo kid." -Tom Nuzzie
"Why Don't You Just Cry About It, Myers?" -Lianna