Top Definition
Term used when pet peeves are violated; "I don't like what you're doing."

Allows a person to reply "calm your tits."
Sara: *smacks lips*
Joey: My nipples are offended.

*In a crowded area*
Michael: *is repeatedly pushed into Sam*
Sam: My nipples are very offended right now.
Anna: Woah, calm your tits!
by LuxLupis February 12, 2013

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