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shes a hoe that has no life and wont let me hav one, shes ways to protective and calls me a hoe, she only trust very few friends and thinks the other ones are criminals which they arint that fuckin hoe Whoa shit man my moms way to protective
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The Reverse of saying "Your Mom" as a joke. it can be used in the same way. People use it if you don't want to hurt someone feeling about there mom. A good way to laugh at your self. Most of the time when used it doesn't make sense but is still funny. This is best see in used in the Cartoon network TV Show "Regular Show" by Muscle Man. Person 1- Hey I'm gonna do my homework now
Person 2- You know who else is gonna do there homework now? My mom! |
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The most dumb, gay, annoying answer ever when you ask someone where did they come from, when you mean the town, state, or city they came from. :
When "Rachel" introduces "Lauren" (a friend from another town who came to visit her school for a day) to all her friends, her friend "Gabby" asks her a question. Gabby: Hey, where did you come from? Rachel: My mom. |
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an asskicker, to say the least dude.. my mom totally kicked my ass last night when i called her a whore
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How the hell does the crap above this get into urbandictionary....cmon people..we need editors that actually read it..not just click and go "next".......this is ridicoulous...i submitted something that was actually real...its used around here but then this stuff gets put in man that stuff is mega crapzorz..i'dnt it..my mom writes better stuff than that
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the president "dude, omg. my moms trying to increase taxes. i hate her!" or "that republican bitch. i hope she dies"
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my mom is the fattest most grossest uglyest bitch ever to walk the earth
and has a dick damn that person looks like my mom
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