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A description of a Chinese person's mother who is still acting batshit insane all the time no matter where she lives. Also strict as all hell!
Vlad: Hey you gonna go camping with everyone else?

Simone: iunno I wanna go but my mom is so china she won't let me!

Vlad: Bummer...
by vladdy-boy April 16, 2010