| 1. | My Uncle Ted | ||
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Refers to a creepy (often theoretical) person who is usually an uncle by genetics or marriage, else is a close male friend of the family who has a strong pedophilia feeling, and sometimes appears to be homosexual too. This always applies to adult men who have been accused or convicted of sexual violence/rape, child molestation, or bestiality, likes pornography, lives in a cave, is over 40 w/ a receding hairline, excessive back hair, ear hair, and nose hair, and/or gets a boner every time he see's a person under 12 years of age. These people should generally be avoided. Person 1: "Would Chuck Norris be considered My Uncle Ted, considering he has banged every female in existence, which implies that he had a boner while around people under 12 years of-"
Incoming Roundhouse Kick: *POW* Person 1: *Gasps for breath as he/she dies on ground* Person 2: "That's what you get for questioning Chuck Norr-" Incoming Roundhouse Kick: *POW* Person 2: *Gasps for breath as he/she dies on ground* Chuck Norris: "That's what you get for being in the presence of someone who has questioned Chuck Norris." Incoming Roundhouse Kick: *FAIL* Chuck Norris: "Nice try Mr T., but only I can do that." *PWNZ* |
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