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8. My Bitch
Synonym for "My Mom" because usually when people say "my mom" they're referring to what she did to piss them off or to describe how she was being a bitch.
My Bitch said i couldn't go to Hellogoodbye and see alex :/
OR
My Bitch said i couldn't get my license because she had PMS
1. my bitch
an individual who belongs to you.
the entire american population under the u.s. government.
by civilian Apr 1, 2003 add a video
2. my bitch
my bitch, an affectionate way that someone might refer to their girlfriend as, a word used by the likes of chavs and 'playas' although prefferably not infront of their girlfriend's parents as this will result in the father 'weighing' the chav
boyfriend: yo homies, dis ma bitch
father: you disrespectful little shit. come here, dont run away from me, oiht! come back here where are you going, there's no need to cry! stop it you little bastard
by pastatastesbad Mar 29, 2005 add a video
3. My bitch
Being owned by someone sexually... Jumping to their every whim
"You can be my bitch!"
by Bruno .B. Oct 26, 2004 add a video
4. my bitch
a person you own.
Margaret is my bitch-erica
by erica Mar 11, 2004 add a video
5. My bitch
what a player calls a single female in his brood. It can be used derogatively or affectionately.
*Cruel player- Yo, I was slappin my bitch around las' night, what whaaaaaaaat

*or*

*Guy one- Wow, you really love her, don't you?
*Guy 2- Yup... she's my bitch, for ever and always.
by Box Mar 23, 2005 add a video
6. my bitch
Stands for a female dog, typically a german shephard or toy poodle.
I am tired of walking my bitch! she is so tempermental!
7. My Bitch
Some times used to refer to a shotgun.
Jhon : "Dude u just blew his head off!"
Kyle : "Yea the shotgun's my Bitch."
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