you:hey you fuckin
retarded monga!
monga:yer? me?
you: hey um, your mum said that i was the best thing she ever had, but
like tell her to fuck off coz she'll scare off all the tight little cheerleaders.
monga:my mummy says im the coolest person in
school.
you:well then tell your mum shes also an idiot for thinking that.
monga:Ok.