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Big Russian guy who has a uni-brow and who ends most words with either -aise or -aisu. One major exception to this is when he says "Heet Heem" referring to a desier to see someone beasted on the football field or just in general. He has a really hot wife named Natasha, and a brother named Pistov.
"I am Mustov. HEET HEEM!" (guy gets destroyed, helmet comes off) "OH YAISE!!!"
by Beef February 08, 2004

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