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Musteiche 

Noun: (must-ee-sh)
-The transitional stage of facial hair growth before achieving a full mustache.
-Causes the wearer to instantly appear creepy and/or like a douche bag.
-Commonly found on adolescents trying to look older, or what you would expect to see on child molesters.
Did you see that guy with the musteiche on that park bench next to the playground? I'm calling the cops.
Musteiche by TuckDiesel June 4, 2010
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mysterical 

when something is mystical and mysterious, it is mysterical
I was walking through the deserted forest, the atmosphere was quite mysterical
mysterical by 30h5 March 29, 2015

Mysterical 

Something that is both mysterious, yet hysterically funny all at the very same time.
Travis: We were wondering if you carried Mr. Pibb?
Lady: Um, no, i don't think so...
Travis: (laughing) Its turning out to be very hard to find, we thought you might carry it...darn...
Lady: Yes, locating it can be quite mysterical...
Travis: Right...wait is that even a word...

(it is now)
Mysterical by Carson Spence December 1, 2007

misterical 

(adj) 1. Something some idiot says when they want to say mysterious. (Particularly me)

2.of mystericology; related to mystery
That cave is very mysterical.
misterical by Cameron West May 9, 2004

Mysterically 

Mysterically is a word that has yet to be defined by the english dictionary but is used in many culture's vocabulary to include: Germany, France, Pakistan, Iraq, and even Iran. It is meant to show that something has happened that there is no real reasoning for.
My backpacks mysterically disappear from my room when my friends are there.
Mysterically by BigDawg78 March 16, 2011
Wrangling of cattle, sheep, goats or partners, usually with the aid of herding dogs, ropes or other means of enticement.

An enjoyable form of role-play between partners.
Hurry up, Harry. Get to mustering me or I shall freeze to death in this Wonder Woman costume!
Mustering by DumpsterDiva May 9, 2010

Mysterical 

When you're not sure if a situation merits reverent awe, or pee-your-pants laughter.
We experienced a mysterical moment when, gathering on the dry lake-bed playa at sunrise to meditate upon the birth of a new day, our solemn reverie was interrupted by an enormous, motorized pink hedgehog, backfiring and farting across the horizon.
Mysterical by Mish/ButeoBliss September 26, 2010