A condiment that everybody who is young, like under 18 years old hates,except for a few people who can't stand cream based, sauces,though fewer and fewer people who are young and healthy eat this yellow paste because, supposedly it burns there palate, and it stings there nostrils, the way mustard gas burns up people.
It is projected by the Condiment survey, that by the year 2010, fewer than 2.5 percent of the population will eat mustard,

12 year old in 2010: Ewwwww!!! Does this have mustard on it?!?! I hate mustard!! Where is a knife so I can get this off my burger?

Parent in 2010:(thinking to self) Man, when I was a kid, mustard was still large in picnics. What is up with so many people hating it now?
by Phaenixdrools March 21, 2007
As in good, not as food but naming or calling something 'mustard' means this is good.
'Last Night Was Mustard'
'That Game Was Mustard'
by SM66 November 07, 2007
Good, Pleasing to oneself, exciting
That's fair mustard innit bruv.
by Jimbo Jet Set October 23, 2003
Another slang word for money, similar to 'cheese'.
"...Friends want to leave when they see you outta mustard..."
-Lil Wayne
by JoSé February 18, 2005
British slang, originating from Pilsley, Derbyshire: A weak expletive which shares both its definition and conventions of use with the word bastard. Originally, "mustard" was used to refer to a child born out of wedlock, but through a process of semantic broadening, it is now mostly used as a general pejorative term. It can be used both as a noun (see example one) and an adjectival intensifier (see example two). The word bastard is used in precisely the same way. As an antidote to your ignorance, other examples of intensifiers are: fucking, bloody, chuffing, sodding, etc.
Example one: My phone's such a mustard; the autocorrect feature has made a fool of me yet again.

Example two: Arghh, my mustard phone has caused me ridicule!
by Coconut Noggin. February 10, 2012
Something that makes you loose the game.
1: "Hey guess what?"
2: "What?"
1: "Mustard."
2: "Damn, I lost the game."
by MustardMakesYouLoseTheGame November 24, 2010
A derogatory term for any homosexual of Hispanic descent - especially Mexican - or those who very closely associate with such persons.
I walked in on Juan and Pedro last night - the mental image of those passionate mustards will haunt me until my dying days...
by Golgomath May 09, 2010
A "code" word for sexual intercourse, sexual appetite, male ejaculate, female ejaculate, all things good! Sometimes we even use it in context, its just simply mustard.
I could tell all night when I was out at the bar, this sweet girl who was looking me up and down was ready for the mustard.

After working twelve hours today at work, the only thing I could think about was the mustard and 8 hours of sleep.

Can't have these brots without the mustard!

Oh, She can get the mustard!

"Did you have a good day?" Oh yeah I got that mustard!

In context when people start catching on we use variations of the word like mustaahhhhh.
by Griff McGriffton April 29, 2010

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